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omfg safari just updated and now it's like copying the new Firefox UI or some shit why the fuck would God let this happen?? PROTECT GNOME WEB (aka Epiphany)

yo mama joke 

Yo mama so stupid when she heard about investing in crypto she bought Verisign stock

Thoughts on "Generations" 

I know all of the talk about "generations" is bullshit but still I resent Gen-Z getting labeled "the first digital natives" like as a young Millenial I wasn't stalking my crushes on Myspace to try to get their AIM screennames.

I was there!!


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re: I hate techmology 

Everyone, let us pay respects to the old CPU of @swaggboi who died in heat

I hate techmology 

So when we left for our trip I guess the Nest thermostat that came with this place turned our AC off cuz it detected that we weren't home somehow. My Intel X6800 CPU cooked itself. This Dell Precision 390 has a log in the BIOS and it says "Thermal event on CPU 0." I can still get to the BIOS screen but when I try to boot the OS, it almost makes it to login screen and then another "thermal event." I'm gunna be mad if this thing is toast. Also ban these stupid thermostats. They're a danger to our rare CPUs

Markdown syntax is so simple and yet it it's somehow interpreted slightly differently on almost every platform I use it on

I’m heading to the airport to go get married and shit but all I can think about is how much I’m gunna miss the cats

Favorite joke:

ID is a funny acronym. The I is short for I, and the D is short for Dentification...

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Why is .well-known a dot file if it's supposed to be "well-known"?? WHAT ARE THEY HIDING

She told me put my heart in the bag
And nobody gets hurt
Now I'm running from her love, I'm not fast
So I'm making it worse

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Do you like Waffle House?

Mail server admin just did an upgrade, shit is SO cash. TLSv1.3 and some sort of authentication for outbound mail I have yet to figure out but I'm excited

I hate it when I find a banger throwback on youtube but I can't comment "WHO STILL KNOCKIN THIS IN #{}??" cuz comments are turned off

☻/ This is bob.
/▌Copy and paste him so
/\ he can take over fedi.

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“If only we had Robert E. Lee to command our troops in Afghanistan, that disaster would have ended in a complete and total victory many years ago.”


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This is why we tag posts about Raku programming as #RakuLang. So as not to confuse folks into the other #Raku.

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