Thoughts on Google FLoC 

Hey you 🀟😊 πŸ˜€ FLoC-ers!! Google Chrome is about to rollout this horrible tracking πŸ‘£πŸ‘£πŸ‘£ 🐾 nonsense called πŸ€™ πŸ€™ FLoC to serve you 🀟 🀟🀟🀟 unwanted ads for πŸ”° πŸ”° some sort natural vitamin pills πŸ’Š πŸ’Š or insurance or some shit. πŸ’© πŸ’© To stop 🚏 🚫 it you πŸ˜€ 🀟 gotta send an HTTP response header πŸ€• 🀯 named πŸ‡»πŸ‡³ πŸ‡»πŸ‡³ "Permissions-Policy" with a value of "interest-cohort=();" Send this to all of your favorite πŸ“‘ πŸ“‘ FLoC buddies! Get πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰ πŸ‰ 5 πŸ•  πŸ•” back πŸ”™ 🀚 you're just FLoC-ed. Get πŸ‰ πŸ‰ 10 back πŸ€šπŸ”™ πŸ”™πŸ€š you're a mother πŸ‘ͺ πŸ‘ͺ FLoC-er. Get πŸ‰ πŸ‰ 15 back πŸ”™ ⬅️ you're outta this FLoC-ing world!! πŸŒπŸ—ΊοΈ πŸ—ΊοΈ

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Thoughts on Google FLoC 

@swaggboi I've laughed multiple times at this now

Thoughts on Google FLoC 

@specter When I wrote this I pasted it into some "emojifier" tool and was like man that's not enough... so I just kept pasting the output back into the tool over and over til I got like the right level of emoji πŸ‘Œ

The whole anti-FLoC thing seriously reminds me of some chain letter though the way we're all passing it around like YA GOTTA DO THIS FAM (but this time it's for good reason, just amusing/sad that it's come to this)

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