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Turns out skating is a lot like riding a bike in that you don’t forget how to stay upright. Can’t wait till I have all my pads so I can really ball out on some tricks

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I got some cutie leopard print skates and I’m ready 2 roll to my death now

I also found some crows I would like to make friends with lol

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Everybody out at the park rollerblading today got me wanting rollerblades so bad

Someone at work told me their family goes out of the country to Alaska all the time and then argued with me when I said Alaska was part of the US! :blobcatfakeverified:

Update: I have swaddled her and am carrying her around like the lil baby she is.

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My kitty friend got some teeth pulled today and home girl is high as a kite :blobcatdizzy:

Nothing like being on vacation but waking up to 100000 teams chats about work shit :blobcatgooglytrash:

No one can convince me that samurai jack is not the powerpuff girls’ dad/scientist.

80 hours into ghost of tsushima. Wish I knew how many of those hours were spent in photo mode😅

nothing requires restraint like waiting for my fresh sourdough to cool before slicing :blobcatblobcatcomfysweat:

I just need everyone to know that Ghost of Tsushima is the best game I’ve played in many years and it has nothing to do with the fact that I have a crush on the main character

do you ever feel real shit and then realize its because you haven't drank water all day?

MAGA mom’s solution to the situation at the border is social programs lmao I CANT. Like mother you’re 👌🏻 this close to getting it.

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i am trying so hard to 🤝 with my MAGA mom and understand her perspective and it is a bit disheartening to know that she will probably never do the mental gymnastics i'm doing right now to see her side of things. c'est la vie.

🌸 happy spring equinox & astrological new year!

Camping with Steve has rapidly become one of my favorite places on the internet.

I find it very interesting that all of my student loans are being sold because banks want out of the student loan business. I, too, want out of the student loan business. Who can I sell these to???

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