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the most presentness moment
ungraspable token!

not only had my grandma already shoveled half the driveway she also popped out of nowhere with a bowl of Blue Dream when I finished :blobcatfingerguns:

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I've been using for a few years now and I can safely say DO NOT use it. Fortunately I have my own domain 'cause otherwise I don't know how I'd switch off. They DO NOT support IMAP/POP and they DO NOT support forwarding emails to another address automatically. Just needed to get this off my chest.

my mom's husband: *opens my closed bedroom door then acts surprised that I'm on a call*
me (after the call): you need something?
him: I just remembered this is the one year anniversary of having a heart attack while shoveling the snow and at the hospital discovering I had a hernia.
me: ...
him: would you mind shoveling the driveway?

The easiest way to impress coworkers is to be fluent in Bash and Vim. Without a fail every time I pair with someone and I'm driving they're like :blobcateyes:

what can I say I'm a professional file editor :ms_technologist_t3:

:blobcatthumbsdown: a single index.js file in a folder
:blobcatoutage: it's 756 lines long

"Voiding the warranty" is not real. People out here actually afraid the police are gonna get them for removing a mattress tag. Hack, mod and fix everything you own!

HELP! The AstroBotany garden has neglected plants and you can help save them!

gemini://tilde.team/~ew0k/astrobotany-garden-report.gmi

Good morning! Did you know you can have strong opinions on FOSS and computers and still be friendly and nice? :blobcatthinksmart:

Been playing Hades on the Switch as recommended by @candid :blobcatcomfygamer: super fun!

I would like a standalone daemon to run an activity pub server and a very minimal gemini-first frontend for that.

You wouldn't start your up with /Bash/ would you? Just say :blobcatno: to

I'd like for my job to be to roast code bases. Please hire me to talk shit about your source.

Hopefully I don't get arrested for sharing this proprietary corporate code but lmfao how exhausting must it be to write your own entire adhoc GUI framework? The answer for these Go devs is: less exhausting than learning React.

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interview: what's the Big O of this for loop? how does the callstack work? do you know what a closure is?
job: the sole author of this codebase left in 2012 and we've almost figured out how it works, can you fix it?

I've seen JS written by Java developers, JS written by Python developers, JS written by Haskell and Ruby developers and now I've seen JS written by Go developers. My lessons in psycholinguistics continues...

holy fuck I just got an emergency broadcast message about this thing called COVID?? sounds bad stay safe everyon

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